Jan 27, 2014; Philadelphia, PA, USA; Philadelphia 76ers guard Evan Turner (12) grabs his head after being hit during the fourth quarter against the Phoenix Suns at the Wells Fargo Center. The Suns defeated the Sixers 124-113. Mandatory Credit: Howard Smith-USA TODAY Sports

EVAN TURNER IS A DREAM CRUSHER


YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY THE SIXERS ARE FOREVER STUCK IN SUCK-HOOD? BECAUSE OF THINGS LIKE WHAT EVAN TURNER JUST DID. YES THE SIXERS WON. WOOPTY-FREAKIN-DOO! EXPLICITS EVERYWHERE.

THE SIXERS WILL NOW DRAFT 8TH OVERALL AND END UP TAKING DARIO SARIC AND WITH THIS WIN, THE PELICANS PROBABLY MAKE A PLAYOFF PUSH AND THEIR PICK BECOMES THE 22ND OVERALL, IN WHICH CASE WE TAKE KYLE ANDERSON.

(EXPLICIT EXPLICIT EXPLICIT EXPLICIT EXPLICIT EXPLICIT!)

I’VE NEVER HATED ANYONE MORE THAN EVAN TURNER AT THIS POINT IN TIME. NOT KWAME, NOT LAVOY…ALL EVAN TURNER.

BECAUSE OF WHAT HE DID THE SIXERS WILL END UP FOREVER A FRINGE PLAYOFF TEAM. NOT EVEN SAM HINKIE NOR BRETT BROWN CAN FIX THE MESS EVAN HAS JUST CREATED.

EXPLICIT!

Sixers win. Celtics lose. Celtics take control of the worse record in the Atlantic Division. Ainge wins the battle of the tanks. I never want to speak of this night ever again.

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