Oct 11, 2013; Newark, DE, USA; Philadelphia 76ers guard Evan Turner (12) during the fourth quarter against the Boston Celtics at Bob Carpenter Sports Convocation Center. The Sixers defeated the Celtics 97-85. Mandatory Credit: Howard Smith-USA TODAY Sports

Pregame: Sixers Vs. Celtics

Your Philadelphia 76ers (14-31) take on the Boston Celtics (15-32) tonight in Boston at 7:30 pm. Both the Sixers and Celtics are on a 3-game losing streak (kudos to Hinkie and Ainge). Per reports, Rajon Rondo will likely sit out tonight after getting obliterated by the Knicks last night. Rondo is still recovering and working his way back from his ACL injury he had last year.

Likely Starters:

Philadelphia – Michael Carter-Williams, James Anderson, Evan Turner, Thaddeus Young and Spencer Hawes

Boston – Jerryd Bayless, Jeff Green, Gerald Wallace, Brandon Bass and Jared Sullinger

MY ANALYSIS:

The Sixers put out on Instagram that they will sport their red jerseys tonight. WHAT DOES THIS MEAN? Well, it means there will be blood. For which team? We are not sure just yet.

The Celtics have a dominant color of green in their logo. WHAT DOES THIS MEAN? Well the color green symbolizes fertility. Fertility sounds a lot like the word fertilizer. Fertilizer is poop.

ANALYSIS PUT TOGETHER: Blood + poop = Exactly what this game will look like.

This has been your Sixers/Celtics pregame post.

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Tags: Boston Celtics Brandon Bass Evan Turner Gerald Wallace James Anderson Jared Sullinger Jeff Green Jerryd Bayless Michael Carter-Williams Philadelphia 76ers Rajon Rondo Spencer Hawes Thaddeus Young

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