Your Philadelphia 76ers (14-31) take on the Boston Celtics (15-32) tonight in Boston at 7:30 pm. Both the Sixers and Celtics are on a 3-game losing streak (kudos to Hinkie and Ainge). Per reports, Rajon Rondo will likely sit out tonight after getting obliterated by the Knicks last night. Rondo is still recovering and working his way back from his ACL injury he had last year.
Philadelphia – Michael Carter-Williams, James Anderson, Evan Turner, Thaddeus Young and Spencer Hawes
Boston – Jerryd Bayless, Jeff Green, Gerald Wallace, Brandon Bass and Jared Sullinger
The Sixers put out on Instagram that they will sport their red jerseys tonight. WHAT DOES THIS MEAN? Well, it means there will be blood. For which team? We are not sure just yet.
The Celtics have a dominant color of green in their logo. WHAT DOES THIS MEAN? Well the color green symbolizes fertility. Fertility sounds a lot like the word fertilizer. Fertilizer is poop.
ANALYSIS PUT TOGETHER: Blood + poop = Exactly what this game will look like.
This has been your Sixers/Celtics pregame post.
Topics: Boston Celtics, Brandon Bass, Evan Turner, Gerald Wallace, James Anderson, Jared Sullinger, Jeff Green, Jerryd Bayless, Michael Carter-Williams, Philadelphia 76ers, Rajon Rondo, Spencer Hawes, Thaddeus Young