What If The Sixers Were The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?

Apr 9, 2014; Toronto, Ontario, CAN; Philadelphia 76ers guard

(1) goes to make a basket as Toronto Raptors guard

(31) defends at the Air Canada Centre. Toronto defeated Philadelphia 125-114. Mandatory Credit: John E. Sokolowski-USA TODAY Sports

Michael Carter-Williams as Donatello 

This one might be somewhat a stretch but bear with me… Donatello is the one who figures things out the fastest. After being thrown the reins to be the Sixers point guard, Michael Carter-Williams had to learn and adjust fast to the NBA game. MCW had his ups and downs, but had a pretty solid rookie season (winning Rookie of the Year ain’t too shabby). MCW will continue to learn under Brett Brown and get better as time passes.

Donatello’s weapon of choice: Bo Staff

Again, this might be a reach (this is sort of a pun) but MCW’s most lethal weapon is his length. Being a 6’6″ PG with a 6’9″ wingspan allows him to do a lot of things that other small PGs cannot do. And just look at his swag.