What If The Sixers Were The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?

Sep 27, 2013; Philadelphia, PA, USA; Philadelphia 76ers general manger Sam Hinkie answers questions during media day at Philadelphia College of Osteopathic Medicine. Mandatory Credit: Eric Hartline-USA TODAY Sports

Sam Hinkie as Master Splinter

This just makes way too much sense. Splinter is regarded as “wise, intelligent and all-knowing of the martial arts.” Hinkie is Master Splinter, Master Splinter is Hinkie! He is the leader of the TMNT and Hinkie is the leader of the Sixers. Hinkie might not be all-knowing when it comes to martial arts but he is all-knowing when it comes to assets and trades. MASTER HINKIE!