Jan. 04, 2014; Portland, OR, USA; Philadelphia 76ers point guard Michael Carter-Williams (1) drives to the basket past Portland Trail Blazers point guard Damian Lillard (0) during the first quarter of the game at the Moda Center. Mandatory Credit: Steve Dykes-USA TODAY Sports
5. Win at least 14 games
Let’s not be the worst team ever, ok? Just get to 14 and we will all be happy. Hey, even being better than the Knicks wouldn’t be the worst thing in the world.