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Matchmaking Joel Embiid With His Future Wife

By Bret Stuter

Apr 5, 2016; Philadelphia, PA, USA; Philadelphia 76ers center Joel Embiid (21) reacts to an officials call during the second half against the New Orleans Pelicans at Wells Fargo Center. The Philadelphia 76ers won 107-93. Mandatory Credit: Bill Streicher-USA TODAY Sports
Apr 5, 2016; Philadelphia, PA, USA; Philadelphia 76ers center Joel Embiid (21) reacts to an officials call during the second half against the New Orleans Pelicans at Wells Fargo Center. The Philadelphia 76ers won 107-93. Mandatory Credit: Bill Streicher-USA TODAY Sports /
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Apr 5, 2016; Philadelphia, PA, USA; Philadelphia 76ers center Joel Embiid (21) reacts to an officials call during the second half against the New Orleans Pelicans at Wells Fargo Center. The Philadelphia 76ers won 107-93. Mandatory Credit: Bill Streicher-USA TODAY Sports
Apr 5, 2016; Philadelphia, PA, USA; Philadelphia 76ers center Joel Embiid (21) reacts to an officials call during the second half against the New Orleans Pelicans at Wells Fargo Center. The Philadelphia 76ers won 107-93. Mandatory Credit: Bill Streicher-USA TODAY Sports /

Joel Embiid needs to focus on Basketball, so let’s help the young man’s social life by matchmaking for him

It’s Okay, this is not a typical basketball article .

Enough with the ferocity of the NBA, the fever pitch of the NBA draft, and even the fearlessness of the upcoming season.

Ladies, we have a bachelor on the roster of the Philadelphia 76ers who is loved by the entire fanbase, and is a prospect whose name will appear on the marquis of the NBA Championship game some day, perhaps for many years to come.

That young man is 7’2″ Joel Embiid.  He plays NBA basketball for the Philadelphia 76ers, and he’s about to enter beast mode.

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The problem is that his focus right now is basketball, getting healthy.   That’s a problem, as he’s 22 now, and rather well off financially, which places his awareness of beautiful ladies at a premium and his attractiveness to women at its apex as well.

But some things are best left NOT to chance.  You see, we are working on building an NBA championship team right now, and so we need some one to sit court side, shout out encouraging words, and be the lady that the Lion Killer From Cameroon truly deserves.

To do so, it’s time to do what we do best – research.  Polling the hollywood gossip pages, the music charts, sports pages for eligible professional athletes, and even the social pages to glean the names of notable Philadelphia debutantes.

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