Matchmaking Joel Embiid With His Future Wife

Apr 5, 2016; Philadelphia, PA, USA; Philadelphia 76ers center Joel Embiid (21) reacts to an officials call during the second half against the New Orleans Pelicans at Wells Fargo Center. The Philadelphia 76ers won 107-93. Mandatory Credit: Bill Streicher-USA TODAY Sports
Apr 5, 2016; Philadelphia, PA, USA; Philadelphia 76ers center Joel Embiid (21) reacts to an officials call during the second half against the New Orleans Pelicans at Wells Fargo Center. The Philadelphia 76ers won 107-93. Mandatory Credit: Bill Streicher-USA TODAY Sports /
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Jun 4, 2015; Oakland, CA, USA; Hip hop artist Rihanna on the sidelines in game one of the NBA Finals between the Golden State Warriors and the Cleveland Cavaliers at Oracle Arena. Mandatory Credit: Kyle Terada-USA TODAY Sports
Jun 4, 2015; Oakland, CA, USA; Hip hop artist Rihanna on the sidelines in game one of the NBA Finals between the Golden State Warriors and the Cleveland Cavaliers at Oracle Arena. Mandatory Credit: Kyle Terada-USA TODAY Sports /

I Rihanna

She is the lady who shows up occasionally associated with Philadelphia sports figures and has definite caught the eye of our young NBA star.  Some background  facts, Rihanna was born Robyn Rihanna Fenty on the 20th February, 1988. T hat makes her a Pisces, which is the same zodiac sign as Joel Embiid. She has been the cultural ambassador for Barbados ever since she burst into the limelight in 2005 with the her debut album, Music of the Sun.   She is lovely and quite entertaining, and she’s caught the eye of Joel Embiid.

Sadly, the Philadelphia 76ers had to pull the plug on this budding romance as the path of Joel Embiid required a two year devotion to becoming healthy enough to set foot on an NBA basketball court.  But that two year sabbatical is over now, and the young Cameroon is about to realize his NBA destiny.  So what has Rihanna been doing to spend time until Joel Embiid can actively woo her?  She’s been wowing audiences with her singing, of course.

And so, it’s time to remove the barriers for true love and see if it will take it’s natural course.  But what of the stars?  This is a pairing of two Pisces.  This particular pair will be very compatible, as their private moments will be magical and romantic.

However, reality will always be tugging at them, pulling them in different directions.  Joel Embiid will need to focus on basketball, and Rihanna will need to focus on her music.  That will eventually break this relationship, and his heart, apart.

We don’t want that.  Who else do we have?

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