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Matchmaking Joel Embiid With His Future Wife

By Bret Stuter

Apr 5, 2016; Philadelphia, PA, USA; Philadelphia 76ers center Joel Embiid (21) reacts to an officials call during the second half against the New Orleans Pelicans at Wells Fargo Center. The Philadelphia 76ers won 107-93. Mandatory Credit: Bill Streicher-USA TODAY Sports
Apr 5, 2016; Philadelphia, PA, USA; Philadelphia 76ers center Joel Embiid (21) reacts to an officials call during the second half against the New Orleans Pelicans at Wells Fargo Center. The Philadelphia 76ers won 107-93. Mandatory Credit: Bill Streicher-USA TODAY Sports /
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May 28, 2016; Paris, France; Serena Williams (USA) reacts during her match against Kristina Mladenovic (FRA) on day seven of the 2016 French Open. Mandatory Credit: Susan Mullane-USA TODAY Sports
May 28, 2016; Paris, France; Serena Williams (USA) reacts during her match against Kristina Mladenovic (FRA) on day seven of the 2016 French Open. Mandatory Credit: Susan Mullane-USA TODAY Sports /

III Serena Williams

One of the loveliest sports celebrities today, Serena William is a smile that seems to bring warmth to the soul to whomever sees it.  But beauty and athleticism aside, we need someone who is emotionally available.

Okay, that seems to check the box. But is this just a fling stage for Serena, or can she truly be content to pair up with our noble knight of the basketball court?

Well that seems to be two blocks checked off. Beauty? Check. Athletic? Check.

Well now for the ultimate litmus test.  What do the stars have to say about this pairing?  Well, Jo Jo is Pisces, and Serena is Libra.  He will seek reassurance from her, and she will have more than enough confidence for the both of them.  But Serena is not egotistical by any means.  She is simply that quiet confidence who will exude strength in her man.  She is very supportive by nature, striking up a very admirable public support of Maria Shaparova recently. That is very classy, and very much what we are seeking for Mr. Embiid.

But what will she get in return?  The noble Cameroon will shower her with romance, striking the very romantic and feminine side that few ever see, let alone connect with.  That will disarm her, and draw her very close to him.

Hmm… this looks very positive.  Now don’t let me dissuade any single women from giving reasons why you think you are in the running to be considered for the first lady of the Cameroon Lion Killer.  We should also give an honorable mention to Eve (hip hop artist and actress from Philadelphia), Amber Rose (a philadelphia native) and Cameron Diaz (who is both enchanting and a sports aficionado) .

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Okay.  Now the rest is up to Serena Williams and Joel Embiid.  We here at the Sixer Sense have done all the heavy lifting.  Now this couple simply needs to make it happen.