The Sixers compete for LeBron James on The Bachelor
By Dan Volpone
Teams tell all
Adam Silver hosts a talk show with all the teams that have been eliminated. They get a chance to confront both each other and LeBron. Things get way out of hand.
Russell Westbrook won’t stop calling everyone a cupcake. Kyrie Irving keeps spreading conspiracy theories. Kelly Olynyk tries multiple times to rip off Kelly Oubre Jr.‘s arm.
Despite the Jazz only making it to week two, Jae Crowder has taken the rejection personally. Crowder and Westbrook both attack LeBron for not taking a risk on them.
Jason Smith gets attacked throughout the night. A dislike for Smith seems to be the only thing all teams can agree on.