The Sixers compete for LeBron James on The Bachelor
By Dan Volpone
Week 10
LeBron has no idea who to pick.
He takes each team to meet his agent, Rich Paul, who advises LeBron to join the Sixers, telling him, I see you building a legacy in Philly. But Lebron is conflicted because he’s already told Cleveland he loves them many, many times.
LeBron thinks he knows what he wants, but he has to be sure. To test if he’s making the right decision, he leaks to Brian Windhorst that he plans to stay in Cleveland. People admire his decision to stick things out in Cleveland, but no one is excited about the Cavaliers. He feels like something is missing.
When the day comes to give out the final rose, LeBron instead chooses Philly. Social media goes into a frenzy over this shocking decision. Philadelphia is immediately the favorite in the East.
The Sixers immediately begin building their future around Lebron, and as is tradition on The Bachelor, LeBron leads the team to a ring.
Winner: Philadelphia