The Sixer Sense
Fansided

The Sixers compete for LeBron James on The Bachelor

By Dan Volpone

CLEVELAND, OH - MARCH 1: Ben Simmons #25 of the Philadelphia 76ers and LeBron James #23 of the Cleveland Cavaliers smile and talk during the game on March 1, 2018 at Quicken Loans Arena in Cleveland, Ohio. NOTE TO USER: User expressly acknowledges and agrees that, by downloading and/or using this Photograph, user is consenting to the terms and conditions of the Getty Images License Agreement. Mandatory Copyright Notice: Copyright 2018 NBAE (Photo by David Liam Kyle/NBAE via Getty Images)
CLEVELAND, OH - MARCH 1: Ben Simmons #25 of the Philadelphia 76ers and LeBron James #23 of the Cleveland Cavaliers smile and talk during the game on March 1, 2018 at Quicken Loans Arena in Cleveland, Ohio. NOTE TO USER: User expressly acknowledges and agrees that, by downloading and/or using this Photograph, user is consenting to the terms and conditions of the Getty Images License Agreement. Mandatory Copyright Notice: Copyright 2018 NBAE (Photo by David Liam Kyle/NBAE via Getty Images) /
facebooktwitterreddit
Prev
5 of 13
Next
BOSTON, MA – FEBRUARY 11: Lebron James #23 of the Cleveland Cavaliers reacts with Kyrie Irving #11 of the Boston Celtics during the first quarter of a game at TD Garden on February 11, 2018 in Boston, Massachusetts. NOTE TO USER: User expressly acknowledges and agrees that, by downloading and or using this photograph, User is consenting to the terms and conditions of the Getty Images License Agreement. (Photo by Adam Glanzman/Getty Images)
BOSTON, MA – FEBRUARY 11: Lebron James #23 of the Cleveland Cavaliers reacts with Kyrie Irving #11 of the Boston Celtics during the first quarter of a game at TD Garden on February 11, 2018 in Boston, Massachusetts. NOTE TO USER: User expressly acknowledges and agrees that, by downloading and or using this photograph, User is consenting to the terms and conditions of the Getty Images License Agreement. (Photo by Adam Glanzman/Getty Images) /

Week 4

Once again, the first date is a one-on-one. LeBron takes San Antonio to the library, where each player checks out a non-fiction book of their choice. After, LeBron and the Spurs find a court nearby and practice their layups. This is such an exciting day, Kawhi Leonard shares. LeBron gives San Antonio a rose.

The next date is a group date. Half of the teams compete to see who can come up with the best cryptic tweet about free agency, with bonus points for using the Arthur’s fist meme. Social media guru Joel “The Journey” Embiid puts the Sixers on his back, and LeBron gives Philly the group date rose.

The final group date with the rest of the teams is a Trainwreck watch party. Teams watch the movie and compliment Lebron’s acting. You’re almost as funny as Bill Hader and way funnier than Amy Schumer, Brandon Ingram tells him. LeBron gives the group date rose to the Lakers for owning Hollywood.

During the cocktail party, things get crazy when the Celtics’ ex-star Isaiah Thomas shows up and begs them to take him back. But the Celtics refuse and decide to stay on the show. Later, when Jason Smith continues to be a problem, Carmelo Anthony tells him Don’t do that. I’m not the one.

At the rose ceremony, Lebron says goodbye to Milwaukee and Minnesota.

Remaining teams: Boston, Cleveland, Golden State, Houston, LA Lakers, Miami, New Orleans, New York, Oklahoma City, Philadelphia, San Antonio, Toronto, Washington