The Sixers compete for LeBron James on The Bachelor
By Dan Volpone
Week 7
After receiving the first impression rose but little attention since, Houston finally gets their shot at a one-on-one date with LeBron. LeBron takes the team to a nice dinner. Things go well, but LeBron is grossed out by the amount of food getting stuck in James Harden‘s beard. He decides he has better options and doesn’t give the Rockets a rose.
That night, Golden State comes to LeBron to tell him they’ve been having doubts. We feel like we just aren’t a good match, Draymond Green explains to him. We have different styles, and we’re not ready to make the changes it would take to incorporate you into our lives. We’re happy how we are now. After a long, tear-filled talk, the Warriors decide to leave the show and go home.
There is no rose ceremony this week; all four remaining teams will move on.
Remaining teams: Cleveland, LA Lakers, Philadelphia, San Antonio